by Tod Burros
To the tune of:
"Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton |
It's late in the afternoon
We are wondering when he will get there
So we play football and have bible studies here and there
And all the time I wonder is my heart alright
And I am pretty sure I will be judged faithful tonight"
He comes in briskly
And everyone turns to see
Four beautiful sisters
That's walking in with Stewie
And then he asks us "Is your faith alright?"
And we say, "Yes, we feel faithful tonight.
He says phooey
Because I see the lies and deceit in your eyes
And the horror of it all
Is that you just don't realize how much Jesus loves you
It's time to go home now
And I've got an aching head
6 hours of beatings and being told I am not fully there.
and all I want to do is go to bed.
And then I tell myself as I turn out the light
I say, "you idiot you were not faithful tonight.
Maybe tomorrow or the day after that
but certainly you were guilty tonight